In tonight's

barbers are now offering discount haircuts, shopkeepers are on their way home, domesticated plants are now seeking a way out, voicemail is making a comeback, the neighbor did not have any guests over (this is a developing story), sunsets are becoming more ambitious, furniture collectors are seeking alternative hobbies, the decision to pull the plug was made by experts who hadn’t known her name, the spider from outside has made himself comfortable near the mustard seeds, silk happens to not be vegan despite on-going discussions, the argument over dinner had a lasting effect, weather patterns may be influencing births out of wedlock, alternative methods are being developed to communicate, he had brought his forklift driving permit yet it was only a Quinceañera, thief assists elderly accidentally, abstract clouds remain ignored, and we have a special report about a small bee that was observed last evening on the tongue of a narcissist.